So unforgivable.

I was gone for-what felt like-forever. *hugs dA* I mustn't do that again.

And the whole title thing... my God. D:
Okay, so let's see how much of an idiot I can make out of myself infront of a girl I haven't seen in years.
First, I spill pop down my shirt... The girl, Liz, walks into my house and I'm just standing there trying to wipe up the pop. She just laughs at me and is like "You look cute today." Blah.
Then, she's going to leave. And Italians[I would call myself a dago, but that term might be found offensive.

] like us always kiss each others cheeks for, like, no reason at all. [Watch Sopranos and count how many times Tony kisses someone in just one episode. It's insane.]But, we both went to kiss each others cheeks and missed. So yeah... Let's just say I wasn't wearing lipstick three seconds before that.

She just laughed and was like "Hehe, I Kissed a Girl - Katy Perry."
Me: *covering mouth blushing* I'm so sorry.
I'm Captain Spazatory.

I... I bought the 9th Hellsing manga. I was crying my eyes out and laughing my ass off by the 4th page. Lol. It was so funny.
My dad just laughed at me and was like "Yep. My daughter has finally lost it."
WHY HIRANO?? What the fuck did Anderson do to you??
And before Anderson kicks the bucket, OF COURSE he has to say "Don't cry" and start talking about the children.
You never say don't cry.

Because that just makes it worse.
Especially when you're a pussy. Like me.
I don't know why I can laugh while watching the Titanic and cry while reading Hellsing...
Rant. Yes. Sorry.
My Master:






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